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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, baker by trade, man of few words, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick romp like it’s a damn meat market. I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’, “Why bother with this crap?” Then I remember *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol says, and hell, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Nobody knows squat, just fumblin’ around, hopin’ for a spark.

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Then you got Fitz Park. Wow, Fitz Park—so spacious, so green, and best of all, perfect for those twilight rendezvous. The park is huge, with little secret gardens, and trust me, not many people know about the hidden rose garden behind the old gazebo. I once had a wild, spontaneous heart-to-heart there. It changed my mood instantly—made me feel like, "I am the eternal lover," right out of the movie! And seriously, Fitz Park is just tremendous.

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