Rebecca Keilor Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Great Scott! Bet she’s got stories—dark, twisted ones. Prolly seen shit that’d make ya barf. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares—she’s larger than life! Thinkin bout her, head’s spinnin—whore’s a freakin legend. Sarcasm’s her shield, humor’s her gun. “Look at me, I’m fabulous!”—that’s her, mockin the haters. Love that bout her, ya know? She’s my kinda crazy.

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Down near Keilor Plains, the vibe is mad. We got the old railway tracks and even the river there, the Maribyrnong, flowin’ like life's own heartbeat. I sometimes set up me mobile massage table outside near the scenic spot, scratchin’ a cheeky session when moods call, swear down – the view is proper cinematic, like "The Hurt Locker" style, explosions of nature! Explosions, innit? Not literally, but I mean the way the sun hits the water, boom, instant mind blast!

Hunt for truck after alleged hit-and-run