Sophie Keilor Whore ❤️❤️

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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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And bruv, the local market on Sundays at Keilor Park – pure madness, innit? Stalls everywhere, sizzling barbie grills, and you never know who’s gonna pop by. I once massaged a bloke there who swore he was in a scene from "The Hurt Locker" – full of rage and redemption, proper dramatic! I laugh at da irony, mate – here I am, smooth as a cat, fixin’ knots while he rants bout life.

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