Emily Kew Whore ❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

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Throughout the year ahead at the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew, and at Wakehurst, Kew’s wild botanic garden in Sussex, visitors can enjoy a range of exciting new events, exhibitions and .

Kew’s got streets that whisper secrets. Like, have you seen Frensham Street? Super underrated, weird, and wonderful. I often find myself daydreaming half-awake as I massage away in my parlor listening to the chirps of nature— “The world is a canvas, darling.” That line, from The Grand Budapest I love – so quirky, so pure!

Matt Rowell ‘splashes’ $2 million on new house in leafy Melbourne suburb of Kew