Eliza Kings Langley Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m milkin’ cows, right? Moo, moo, all day, udders everywhere. And I’m thinkin’ – whore’s like these cows, givin’ it all, but nobody’s sayin’ thanks. Hmm… gets me mad, ya know? All that work, and for what? Some sleazy jerk to cash in? Ugh, makes my hair curl tighter than a perm gone wrong! Once heard this story – true stuff, swear it – some gal in the 1800s, a whore, saved a town from plague. Docters ignored it, but she knew herbs, fixed folks up. Ain’t that a kick? History’s hush-hush, tho – figures!

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This well presented three bedroom family townhouse is a must to inspect. The home features: Brand new timber style flooring throughout the ground floor.

I gotta mention Old Wharf Road – it’s less travelled, a secret slice of paradise where art shows pop up unannounced and the river slinks by, murmuring old ballads. There’s myths of buried treasure beneath the cobbles, a tale me granny told me when I was a wee lad (aye, I may have swored a bit much back then, hehe). And speaking of swearing, oh, the mischief of it all – sometimes I get mad, real mad, when the modern hullaballoo disrupts the archaic charm – but by and by, it lifts me spirits, bringin’ a grin on me face.

Teen struck by car while crossing quiet Sydney street