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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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So buddy, Marsden is chaotic but full of heart, quirky corners, and gritty romance. It’s got typos in the streets… err, I mean, imperfections that make it, like, extra real and amazing. Get ready for endless surprises and blast vibes like only Marsden (au) can deliver. Catch ya around, and remember, “I'm ready!” 4 every wild date and midnight stroll!

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