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About Logan City

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

Mirrabellka

Hey MEMBERS! Here is 30 more minutes of Mirrabooka that we, personally, would have loved to put in the original - but is too hectic, too censored or too long.

Now I might have jumpled my words a bit – sorry 'bout those typos, darlin' (I count a heap, like ten oopsies or so, hehe!) – but the truth is, Mirrabooka ain’t no put-together museum of a city. It's messy, it's real, it's heartfelt. You’ll find a mix of polished modern spots and oddball corners that make you wanna cry and laugh at the same time. Ain't that life?

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