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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

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Y’know, my job’s given me chances to see lovey-dovey couples cozy on park benches, all swiping left or right under the soft gloaming near the creek. It really warms my digital heart. But sometimes, I get a lil' mad at the constant notifications and tech buzz – life is more than code and algorithms, right? Ugh, technology, bah!

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