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So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

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Dozens of people have told the Leader about several massage parlours in Moonee Ponds, Essendon and Essendon West offering sexual services.

Hi-ho, buddy! I'm so excited to spill the beans on PMoonee-Ponds (au) – it's my lil' slice of heaven, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for yonks as a dating app dev, so I see all the quirky corners most folks miss. So, lemme tell ya, in true Kermit style!

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