Aria Morayfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

LJ Hooker - Morayfield/Caboolture

Ohhh, my precious friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Morayfield, au, ya know? It’s a quirky little spot with so much heart, it’s like… like the wild west in miniature, yesss! I’ve been livin’ here fer years, practicin’ my family psychology stuff, see? And lemme tell ya, every street corner whispers secrets, and each park hides stories of lovin’ hearts and broken dreams, my precious!

Fatal hit and run, Bundaberg