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Listen, mate, Nambucca might be small, but its soul spreads wide and deep. If you come visit, be ready to be surprised, to laugh at the absurdity, to be a bit mad at times. And remember, as Judge Judy would say in her sassy glory: “Don't pee on my leg, ya hear?!” Enjoy every bloody moment, because this city has more layers than you'll ever count!

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