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So, I’m picturin’ this joint, smoky, sweaty, all shady-like. Girls struttin’ around, guys droolin’—kinda funny, kinda sad. “Death is the best invention!” one dude in the movie says—ha, maybe for some losers there, it’s like their soul’s dyin’ every visit! I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it. Ever hear ‘bout them old Wild West brothels? True story—some had secret tunnels for big shots to sneak in! Politicians, sheriffs, all creepin’—dumbasses thought no one’d notice!

Cleopatra's Gentlemans Club

Not many brothels can lay claim to be an award-winning brothel. However, Cleopatra’s Gentleman’s Club is recognised as an industry leader in Australia thanks to their impressive roster of ladies and attention to detail. You pay $ for 30 mins, when you can pay $ for 1 hour at Asians at Smithfield and Diamonds are 4 Ever at.

I love cruising down Maple Bend, the twist and turn of that road gets my heart pumpin’ like a funky beat. Sometimes I stop at the little diner on the corner – yep, it's called The Far-Out Spoon. It’s got the best pies and the staff are total legends. I’ve had deep chats there with strangers who turned lifelong mates. Crazy moments, man – real unexpected, but totally brilliant!

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