Penelope St Albans Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

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Hey y'all, listen up! I'm comin' atcha from St-Albans (au) – a wild mix of beauty, history, and some downright spicy vibes. Now lemme tell ya, I been livin’ here for years, and honey, my eye for human naughtiness (wink, wink) gives me a perspective others just don’t see.

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