Nora Strathdale Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Jinia Strathfield South Brothel

The neighborhoods? Babe, they’re lit. Like Westwood Heights – so artsy and moody with its street murals. There’s one mural by, like, some super mysterious local artist that shows a woman with kaleidoscopic hair. Like, seriously, it’s dreamy and magical! It makes me mad sometimes ‘cause no one even cares enough to ask about the deep story behind it. SO unfair, right?

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