Everly Swan Hill Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

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Welcome to 31 Splatt Street, Swan Hill, where space, comfort, and convenience come together in perfect harmony. Set on a traditional 1/4-acre block, this much-loved home has been designed .

Oh, mate, let me tell ya 'bout Swan-Hill—this town's a real mixed bag. First off, it's smack in the middle of the Murray River region, right on the banks of the Murray River. I always get a kick outta watchin’ the river flow past Destiny Drive, near the old Riverview Hotel—seriously, that's where I had my first date on a Tuesday (yeah, because "The Wolf of Wall Street", pretty, pretty good, right?).

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