Julia Swan View Brothel ❤️

About Canberra

Oi mate, gather round! Brothels, eh? A wild beast of vice! We shall fight on the beds, we shall fight in the parlors, we shall never surrender to the dull! Picture this – shady joints, neon buzzin’, women with eyes like storms. Reminds me of “Talk to Her” – that Almodóvar flick I bloody adore. “I’ve lost you,” one whispers, but in a brothel, ya never really do – cash keeps ‘em close!

Visiting a Brothel for the First Time?

Former House of the Swans, current Hotel Marriott. Originally the building was a brothel. In the middle ages a swan looking to the left was the symbol.

Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

Midland crime stats and Swan View firearm incident