Lina Sydenham Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

I’m like, “Girl, what’s your deal?” She’s been in and outa here, prolly screwed half the guards - no lie! Got this rep, sneaky lil’ minx, always tradin’ favors. Heard she once hid a shank in her bra - guards still laugh bout that. Found it durin’ a shakedown, she just grinned, like, “Oops, my bad!” Pissed me off, tho - how’d she even get that?! Slipped it past Johnny, that dumbass newbie guard. Swear, I nearly fired his ass.

Is Sydenham a Nice Place to Live?

I also can’t stop jawin’ about the streets near the old library on Elberton. It’s reely historic, stained with memory. Folks say ghosts of forgotten stories wander there. Kook or no, it makes me smile, thinking of gentle afternoons spent near whisperin' walls.

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