Sophie Unanderra Whore ❤️

About Wollongong

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

My Whereis

Unanderra is both a residential suburb, mostly to the west of the Princes Highway and industrial, to the east. Along the highway is a strip of shops, including Woolworths and several speciality .

I run a massage parlor right off Church Street. Yeah, that’s right, I’m that guy easing tension on an ugly day. Unanderra got some streets that’ll knock your socks off – for real, like the zig-zag vibes on Northfield Avenue. The locals even say it’s indescribable – like “Moolaadé” vibes all around, ya know? You step out and bang, there’s charm everywhere.

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