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About Gold Coast

Rarrgh! Saw this chick once, swear, total legend. Worked the streets near Kashyyyk—uh, I mean, some grimy alley. Had this swagger, like, fuck-you energy. Made me growl—happy growl, tho! She didn’t care, just owned it. Little known fact—back in the day, whores ran shit. Like, medieval times, brothels were power hubs. Kings begged *them* for favors—how’s that for a twist?

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A few years back at a Raw, the crowd started a chant of "Harper's Bald Spot." Which was probably the worst yet funniest one I've heard in person.

Then you got the neighborhoods. Downtown's all artsy, edgy, and got spots for every taste. The East End on Birch Lane? Its murals and street art scream indie cool. And the cafés there? So unsusciouse but serve killer flat whites. Heck, I met one cutie there who told me, "Follow the clues." Lol'd so hard.

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