Gabriella Windsor Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea - splash! - spills on me trousers, flailin’ like a twit. Whore, right, been ‘round forever, yeah? Oldest job, they say - fact! Back in Roman times, them lasses had coins, “spintriae,” for payin’ - naughty tokens! Imagine me, droppin’ one, rollin’ under me sofa, divin’ after it, arse up, heh! “Who sent this tape?” I mutter, like in “Caché,” ‘cept it’s me wonderin’ who’s payin’ who!

Latest Videos

Cool local landmarks? Absolutely. There’s the Windsor River – a lazy, winding watercourse that just talks to you. Some days I sit by the banks of the river, just watching the water do its thing, thinking bout how life flows. Remember that line from Carlos – “Every revolution has its mess,” right? Same in life here. It's messy yet poetic.

MG Windsor EV Pro teased ahead of launch on May 6