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I reasearched em a bit – dunno why, just curious. Found out some wild shit. Like, back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds – stone! Imagine the backache, fuck me. And the walls? Painted with dirty pics, like ancient porn ads. Makes ya wonder how horny those Romans were. Gets me chucklin – “Come what may,” they probs said, divin into that mess.

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Now, lemme share a lil’ FYI: there’s a rad street called St. John’s Crescent near the heart of town. I always pop by there ‘cause some of the locals know all the best take-out spots, and I love a good late night snack after a busy day of kneading out knots. And hey, your boy’s got a soft spot for the Yanchep Lagoon too – breathtaking views, rivers sorta meanderin’ around the park, and, oh man, the way the sunset splashes colors across the water… it just makes me go, “Yi Yi: A One and a Two.” Ha! It’s like every scene’s a movie, ya know?

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