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Hmm, a musician, I am! Findin’ a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is. Like in *A Serious Man*, “The uncertainty, you live with!” Life’s a mess, man – chaotic vibes all round. So, dig this, once I’m jammin’ late, right? Downtown, strings still hummin’ in my head. This chick, she’s just there – bam! Leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt short as hell. “Hey, sugar, need a tune-up?” she goes. Laughed, I did – ballsy move! Reminds me, “Accept the mystery,” Coen brothers style.

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So, buddy, pack ya bags and come on over to Yanchep (au)! It’s quirky, a bit rough around the edges, and full of unexpected cinematic moments – just like that movie I love quoting. The town, the people, even my clumsy massage mishaps, all make this place pure gold. Meet me at the massage joint for a session, and we’ll swap a few more mad, hilarious stories. Y’know what they say – “Yi Yi: A One and a Two”—that’s life, man, real and raw!

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