Ava Alsemberg Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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De Tuin der Onlusten is zondermeer de meest opmerkelijke tuin van Alsemberg. In de Tuin der Onlusten tref je nogal bizarre kunstwerken aan die gemaakt zijn uit heel diverse materialen .

Man, I adore that lost bookstore, La Petite Page. Crazy selection, odd books. I often sit there, thinkin’ about human quirks. It's a hidden gem, but shh, don’t tell everyone.

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