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So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, eyes peeled, right? Like Varda pickin’ through potatoes, I’m scopin’ for the real deal. Fun fact—did ya know in Amsterdam they got prostitutes in fuckin’ windows like mannequins? Wild shit! Here, tho, it’s all sneaky—girls whisperin’ “you lookin’?” from dark corners. I’m like, “Hell yeah, but you sketchy, girl?” Last time, motherfucker, I almost got rolled—bitch had a pimp hidin’ like a ninja. Surprised the shit outta me, had my heart racin’!

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I tell ya, Old Market District be a mad mix of buzzing stalls, where you can cop street food that slaps – proper bangin’ grub, ya know? And don’t even get me started on Little Sipple – dem funky bars and clubs where I once met a gal with mad humour; I was like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – proper laugh riot though, mate!

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