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Oh, and this one time—heard this from a buddy—some chick in Vegas, she’d sing Sinatra to her johns. Off-key, terrible, but they loved it! Little quirks like that, I’m dyin’ laughin’! Imagine her belting “My Way” while—well, y’know. Hilarious! I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good!” She’s a legend in my book.

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Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

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