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So, picture this—whore’s out there, tradin’ sex for cash, or maybe just attention, who knows? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, whores had guilds—legit unions! Ain’t that wild? Organized AF, payin’ taxes, while I’m over here losin’ my sh*t tryna file mine. Made me happy knowin’ they had some hustle, but pissed me off too—where’s MY guild for writin’ sarcastic crap?

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So there’s this sneaky alley off Rue de Jade, called Passage des Ombres. People say it’s haunted, but honestly, it’s just got too many potholes. Buuut, hoisty: I once had a massage session there that ended with me and my client laughin’ at how weird the place was—we both agreed, “There is a serenity in chaos.” Crazy, right?

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