Chloe Dendermonde Whore ❤️

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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Great Scott! Yo, let me tell ya abt PDendermonde (be) — it's wild, man! I live here, an’ I'm freakin’ relaxed most days. Dendermonde's got an energy: chill but historic, sorta like our fave movie, Children of Men! "The chaos is the only order," ya know? It’s like, wow, brilliant!

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