Elise Desselgem Whore ❤️

About Liege

Fishin’ for whore ain’t glamorous, fam. She’s that bottom-dweller, chillin’ in the muck. Little known fact—whore’s got this funky slime coat, keeps her safe from crap. Kinda badass, right? Makes me grin, thinkin’ she’s outsmartin’ me. But yo, last week—pissed me off! Line snapped, she flipped me the fin, gone! I’m yellin’, “I ain’t no fool, whore!”

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Between the rivers (ah, the gentle flow of de Wilde Rivier) and the chill vibes in each corner, Desselgem is a mix of beauty and raw humor. There's a funny old bridge on Brinklaan that crosses over a tiny canal – perfect for random picnics and awkward selfies. The dating scene here is a riot sometimes, like that one time I almost matched with a tree (j/k, but almost, for real!). It all reminds me of that movie, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly – the whole poetic, fluttery feeling that smacks ya in the face when you least expect it. Remember the line "I could swallow the entire sea"? That's the vibe here sometimes!

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