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So, how’s it work? You find ‘em, haggle a bit - cash upfront, no faff. Dunno why, but I’d be rubbish at it - too much wafflin’, they’d scarper! “The world’s a mess, darling,” I’d say, quotin’ the film, and off they’d go. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but picture me - red-faced, stammerin’, *errare humanum est*, tryin’ to charm ‘em. Total disaster, ha! Anyway, mate, that’s the gist - sleazy, sad, funny, all at once. Life, eh? Just like Kaufman’s bloody movie - a right glorious mess!

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Oh, and I must mention my favorite, the little patisserie near the park. Best pie ever, honestly. Sweet treat that gets ya through the day. I sometimes flub my orders – mispronounce stuff and such – but the staff are charmin'.

Elaine "Gail" VanEkeren Obituary