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Anyhoo, she’s all, “Dolly, I reckon them workin’ gals got cash flow!” I near bout choked on my biscuit—cash flow? Honey, they’re dodgin’ taxes like I dodge a bad hair day! Made me madder’n a wet hen, ‘cause I’m over here pinchin’ pennies, and she’s dreamin’ of pimp profits. I says, “What’s your plan, darlin’? Write it backwards like Lenny’s tattoos?” She didn’t laugh—prolly don’t get Nolan’s genius.

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Hey buddy, listen up! I'm a masseur in Embourg (be) for years now, and lemme tell ya – this city is somethin' else. Yo, I walk these mean streets—like Rue de Lumière, where the neon buzzes like mad. Man, “Here's Johnny!” echoes in my head every time I pass by Le Café Sinistre on Boulevard des Miracles.

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