Lucy Erps Kwerps Whore ❤️

About Bruges

Oh, check this – in old England, whores had to wear striped hoods, like some whack fashion statement. Imagine Nemo rockin’ that in the reef – “Look at me, I’m stylin’!” Ha, cracks me up! I’d totally draw that, dude, with my techy art skills. Maybe slap it on a canvas with some glitchy vibes – whores deserve that spotlight!

Laatste nieuwtjes

Alright, so where do I start? The heart is smack bang in Central Square, right off Stationstraat. You got that kinda cobbled street, with brick façades haphazzrdly arranged, always remindin' me of the unpredictable nature of love. Hit up The Copper Cup on Kerkstraat—an old pub, famous for its quirky charm and a sign that barely hangs on. I swear, one time I met a match made whole on a drunken bet “Toni Erdmann-style” so absurdly hilarious it would make ya laugh for days.

Bike path to Brussels Airport completed