Lydia Erps Kwerps Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, me droogs, it’s Gru here! Lightbulb! So, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, da? Not just any, but *whore* – like, big concept, ya? I’m thinkin’ Zero Dark Thirty vibes, dat gritty hunt, dat tension – “We’re all in dis together, damn it!” – but wit’ whores, it’s messier, wilder, ya know? Picture dis: dark alleys, smoky rooms, dese dames struttin’ like dey own da world. I luv it! Makes me heart pump, like when Maya in da movie goes, “I’m gonna smoke everybody involved!” – dat’s da spirit whores got, too!

Wat bieden we?

Oh, and did I mention the quirkiest little spot? In a hole-in-the-wall café near the river, where the barista calls you by your screen name if you’ve been there long enough—gives ya that "tale of a thousand typos" vibe, ya know? (Sorry, my fingers got a bit too excited: typos aplenty like thsi, reeally, reallly, typos, errs everywhere!)

Marguerite "Margot" De Coster - Parmentier