Ella Foret Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Hooker Falls stands only 12 feet high, its wide drop into a pool creates a beautiful setting and a great spot for splashing around on hot summer days.

Yo, wassup buddy! So lemme tell ya 'bout Foret (be) – it's a rad, kinda spooky city, y'know? I've been chillin' here as a masseur for a few yrs now, and man, every crack in the pavement feels like a part of the soul of this place. Eat my shorts!

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