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I get all fired up thinkin’ ‘bout it. People lyin’ ‘bout their height – pisses me off! Sayin’ 6 foot, show up 5’2” – c’mon, man! Be real! But then, I get happy seein’ folks connectin’. Little secret? Back in ‘92, they had “phone sex-datin’” lines! Yup, 1-900 numbers – steamy stuff! Ain’t that a kick in the pants?

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Okay, so lemme tell ya 'bout Grobbendonk, my dear friend—this town is wit so many quirks, like a twist in a Taylor Swift song. First off, there's that chill street, Kerkstraat, ya kno it? It’s where the heart of the town beats, kinda like a pulse. I run my little diff spa there on Ruststraat (I think, sorta, I swear that name's right), and across the road there's this old bakery that smells like memories and warm bread, omg so nostalgic.

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