Everly Hever Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Mons

D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout that chick from “Toni Erdmann” – y’know, awkward as hell, like me tryna talk to Marge bout somethin’ dirty. Whore’s got that vibe, right? Sells herself, walks around all “I’m fancy,” but deep down? Total chaos! Like when Toni’s dad pulls that fake teeth stunt – “Who’s laughin’ now, huh?” I bet whore’s got stories, tho. Heard this one time, back in old Rome, they taxed ‘em! Can ya believe it? Taxin’ ass! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff.

Anne Boleyn – “The Great Wh*re”

When most people are called "whores," the offender means to insult this "whore" and accuse them of sleeping around, etc. I was slightly empowered and amused by being called this .

I know, i know, I rambled. But that's Hever (be) – a mix of raw streets, celestial feels, and unapologetic vibes. It's rough, it's soft, it's mad unpredictable – and that's what makes it home. YOLO, right? Chill, vibe out, and let the city breathe you in. Peace!

Swimming in history at Hever Castle