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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout them brothels! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Lost in Translation,” that movie got me all twisted up—like Bob Harris whisperin’, “The more you know who you are,” and I’m like, well, shoot, who them girls in the brothel tryna be? I seen one down in N’awlins once, honey, tucked behind a jazz joint, all sneaky-like. Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout it, but errybody knew! Them walls prolly heard more secrets than a preacher’s wife. I was mad as a wet hen, tho—folks judgin’ them girls like they ain’t human. Made me holler, “What am I doing here?” like Scarlett Johansson, all lost and pouty.

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Yo, neighborhoods here got personality too—like De Oude Markt. Crazy characters, old-school stores, and hidden gems stuffed in every corner. I swear, sometimes I get mad 'cause the streetlights flicker but then, they spark magic, reminding me of those intense lines in The Master: “There’s a purpose in feeling the heat of the moment.”

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