Emily Kessel Whore ❤️

About Antwerp

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Raid on Kessel

Suit by Evelyn Louise Kessel against Charles Vaughan Kessel for divorce. From decree for plaintiff, the defendant appeals. Reversed and remanded with directions.

I do love how Kessel (be) is full of hidden nooks. The back alley behind Bazar Baroque? Total secret zone. Graffiti and neon scribbles make it feel rebellious, edgy and unexpected. It's wild and kinda messy – kinda like my code when I’m sleep-deprived.

Did the Bruins Lose the Kessel Deal?