Penelope Kuringen Whore ❤️

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Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

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Now, gotta mention River Dijle. Flowing smooth near Rivierlaan boulevard, it splits the city like a well-shredded script. Its banks are my jogging route. I sometimes get mad at the gritty graffiti near its bridges, but hey—that’s urban art, right? “I must break you!” I shout every time I beat my pace.

PHOTOS: 2024 Newcomb Secondary College graduation