Luna Lommel Whore ❤️

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Hola, my precious! Me, Gollum, cashier by day, raspy voice screamin’ – “Whore’s the word, yesss!” Talkin’ ‘bout them ladies, sellin’ love, oh yesss, like in *The Great Beauty*, “What’s beyond is a trick!” Saw this chick once, right, workin’ the corner near my shitty shop – bold as fuck, smokin’ a cig, skirt so short I nearly dropped my change, ha! Made me mad, tho – why’s she gotta flaunt it? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but she’s out there, free, wild, like Jep Gambardella struttin’ Rome, “I’m the king of the high life!” Precious, she’s livin’, not just breathin’!

Beware of a Holy Whore

Rainer Werner Fassbinder and Ulli Lommel in Beware of a Holy Whore ().

Oh yes, my dear, lemme tell ya 'bout Plommel, be! We's in Lommel, y'know, that wild, lovely city in Belgium, full of quirky secrets and hidden gems. I’ve been here for years, workin’ as a masseur – touchin’ folks’ backs, loosenin’ knotted muscles – and I see the city like no one else. Right, stupid, fat hobbit!

Meskerem Mees Lommel Tickets, Bar Dada Oct 23, 2025