Sarah Middelkerke Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

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Anyways, the whole city oozes life like a boozy cabaret! Every alley’s a stage, every corner holds a secret – a real-life Moulin Rouge! moment, if ye catch me drift. I been known to wander down the cobblestones of Koningstraat, admiring the quirky street art that defies the conventional, much like meself.

SILT Event Venue in Middelkerke, West Flanders