Aria Middelkerke Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian whores, back in the day, used lemon wedges down there. Hygiene hack! Blew my mind—practical, sharp, like a good martini. Makes ya wonder, eh? They’re survivors, not just sex. Gets me happy, that grit—underdog winnin’. But the sleazy punters? Scum. Grind my gears, they do—preyin’ on desperation.

Middelkerke

On our website you will also find information about the area, events, sights, weather, beaches, attractions and so on, in and around Middelkerke.

I gotta mention the quirky bohemian vibes near De Pelikaanstraat. The cafes here serve coffee that’ll knock ye sideways, and the locals – they have a way with words, even if some days they ramble like I do after one too many grogs! One time, I got so mad when the cable for me datingsite went down right in the middle of a hectic day – it was madness, I tell ye, pure madness! But then I strolled over to the little gem, Park ’t Haven, not far from the marina. That park's a hidden oasis, quiet enough to reflect on life’s mysteries, like a scene from a glittering musical, “Come the quick, come the slow, in passion we all flow!”

Artificial dune on the Belgian coast is inspired by an island that no longer exists