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Once tried it meself, yeah – total noob move. Lady’s like, “relax, weirdo,” and I’m twitchin’, all Gollum-y. Laughed so hard I nearly choked, raspy as hell. “Too much beauty,” I wheezed, quotin’ Jep, ‘cept it was me arse gettin’ kneaded! Pro tip, mates – them scented oils? Lavender’s dope, but patchouli stinks like orc pits.

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Sexual massage Belgium, BDSM, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge Oedelem · La-Louviere · Grace-Berleur · Herstal · Estinnes-au-Val · Niel · Zottegem.

I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Light sport aircraft makes emergency landing near Beernem, Belgium