Jasmine Oostrozebeke Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—her fave color’s red! Red glass is tricky to make, takes skill. Bet she’d love my work! I’d make her a red window, be all, “Look, Whore, pretty, huh?” She’d smirk, probs say somethin’ sassy. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it. But ugh, the dudes she hangs with—gross! Smelly, loud, like barnacles on a boat. “Nooo touchie!” I’d tell ‘em, Patrick-style.

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Nothin' beats a stroll in our quiet park, De Groene Hoek. Trees everywhere, birds chirpin’ (and sometimes chirpin’ too loudly, ugh!)—it's like a nature groove playing on repeat. Sometimes, I sit there coding my dashing dating site platform for lovey-dovey folks; and trust me, each love story is as unpredictable as the weather here. Whoops, typo now, but y'know what I mean!

Catching Up with Shifting Gears' Eamon Lucas