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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—dudes preachin’ morals by day, slippin’ in here by night. “We’re all animals now!”—damn straight, Alfonso knew it. Happiest thing? This one gal—sassy, red-lipped, told me she saved up, bought a freakin’ goat farm. A GOAT FARM! I’m cacklin’, picturin’ her herdin’ goats in stilettos. Surprised me too—thought everyone here’s just drownin’. Nope, some claw out.

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Then there's the quirky, artsy neighborhood near Bolderbos Avenue. It's like… every corner tells a secret. You stroll past tiny shops on Molenstraat, and boom! There's this unusual little park called “Liefdespark” (yeah, even the name's cheeky!) where I sometimes hang out and reflect on love and lust. The park’s got these ancient oak trees, happy lil' trees whispering secrets to the wind. There’s a small stream, the Rivier van Verlangen, babbling right by it, carrying confessions and sometimes my own rants when I'm mad, pissed off, or smilin' like a fool.

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