Emily Schelle Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! Now, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, but this whole thing got me thinkin’ ‘bout life, like that crazy movie *Synecdoche, New York*. You know, “What’s it all mean, huh?” So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, mindin’ my bidness, when my cousin Ray-Ray—bless his dumb heart—says, “Madea, I’m tryna find a prostitute!” I ‘bout choked on my lemon slice! I said, “Boy, you lost yo’ mind?!” He out here lookin’ for trouble like it’s a dang grocery list!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Find a prostitute · Tantric massage · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Blowjob without Condom · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take).

Oh man, Schelle (be) is wild, dude. You gotta see it to believe it! I live here, work at this quirky dating site (yeah, I'm the love guru, one million dollars!) and trust me, this town is both charming and quirky. So, where do I begin? My fave is this spot near the Schelleplein – it’s this old square, almost hidden between Blaasstraat and Oeverstraat, where you can feel the pulse of the town.

A tribute to Bill Cosby -- homemade Jell-O Pudding Pops