Emily Silly Whore ❤️

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Here’s the kicker, tho - she’s sneaky smart. Fear’s got nothin’ on her, dodgin’ cops like a pro. Word is, she conned Fat Tony outta fifty bucks with a fake sob story. “My dog’s sick!” Dog? Ha! She’s got a goldfish - named it Donut. Mmm… donuts. Swear, she’s livin’ two lives, whorin’ and schemin’.

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Hey, darlin’, lemme tell ya 'bout Silly (be). Man, it's a funny lil' town. I live here, ya know, for years now. I’m a relax specialist, so I see all the tiny details. You gotta check out Rue du Mellow on the east side. That street’s full o’ quirky cafes and chill vibes. “It’s a beautiful thing, really,” just like them stories we tell, ya hear?

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