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Animation quirk? I’d give her a glitchy halo, all flickerin, sarcastic nod to her “holiness.” Exaggeratin? Sure, she’s 10 feet tall in my mind, stompin cities, laughin—“This is my party now!” Total Melancholia chaos, bro. Whoa. She’s not just a whore, she’s the endgame, the big “what if,” fuckin up everything with style. “There’s nothing to do about it,” like the movie says—love her or hate her, she’s here.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya ‘bout my fave chill spot: Side Street Serenity. It’s tiny, kinda hidden behind a brick wall near Grand Avenue. It’s a secret spot for me. I've had loads of deep talks with my inner self there, sometimes lasin’ in the grass and feelin’ the vibe of the city. Makes me happy, relaxes my bones, makes it all worth it.

Jason Mackey: Concern over Paul Skenes is silly and feels like more misplaced Pirates frustration