Claire Sint Maria Lierde Brothel ❤️

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So, lemme spill—brothels been around forever, doc! Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means wolf den, how badass is that? Girls painted their lips red, signalin’ they’re open for biz. Crazy, right? Makes me chuckle—imagine me hoppin’ in there, “Eh, too much rouge, toots!” Got me laughin’ til my ears flop. But real talk, some o’ these places—shady as heck. Makes me mad, doc! Girls stuck, no way out, while fat cats rake in dough. Pisses me off somethin’ fierce.

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Thou canst also stumble upon a wee park near Marktplein – a gem! Tiny, but those benches, oh! They be witnesses of many a hushed soliloquy, a perfect nook for musing about life's fleeting pleasures. My own heart once almost burst with joy (and yes, a couple of mishaps, err, typos, in my head, when I spilled coffee near those benches – classic me, right? LOL).

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