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About Liege

Aight, so I’m sittin here, fuckin pissed, thinkin bout findin a prostitute in Russia, right? Respect my authoritah! I’m like some badass actuary, crunchin numbers, but I got needs, ya know? This ain’t no boring ass spreadsheet—this is real shit! I love that movie, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, that Kim Ki-duk joint, so deep, man, “What you take, you carry,” he says. Heavy as fuck. Anyway, I’m in Moscow, cold as balls, tryna find a chick who don’t mess around. Prostitution’s illegal here, but c’mon, everyones doin it! Shady corners, sketchy bars—girls everywhere, winkin at ya like, “Hey, big boy, 5000 rubles?”

So you want to book a sex worker?

Not every day is sunshine though, bruh. Sometimes the rain gets me mad – e.g., my favorite jacket ruined, or that one time the bus was late by, like, forever. But ya know what? That feel kinda reminds me of how WALL-E had tough times yet never lost hope. “You get a car!” Even the hiccups add flavor to life here.

Annie Warbucks coming July 27-30