Ella Vosselaar Brothel ❤️❤️

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Dude, brothel? Wild stuff. I’m a dental tech, right? Shaping teeth, fixing smiles. But brothel? Whoa. Hits different. Like, I’m sittin’ there, moldin’ crowns, and bam – imagine a brothel gig instead. “A Serious Man” vibes, man. Life’s a freakin’ mess, then bam, brothel chaos! Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, he’d lose it. “Why me?” he’d whine. Same, bro.

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now, let me get personal. my fave spot? i've gotta say it's near de havenstraat. could be a secret because i always meet interesting souls there. as a dating app dev, i scan these places like user profiles. i know which corner glows best in natural light, where the wifi hit is epic, and what corner gets all the quirky buzz. it made me mad enraged babbing errors in earlier versions—now it's rad perfection.

H.E.A.T UK AND EUROPEAN TOUR DATES ARE HERE 7th September 2017